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I Hate Levitation!

Doctor Unheimlich has diagnosed me with
Joshuaitis
Cause:early mornings
Symptoms:extreme dehydration, mild levitation, squeaky voice
Cure:cryogenic freezing until science catches up
Enter your name, for your own diagnosis:


Get this, I finally heard from one of my matches the other day and she reveals she's a Yankees fan. ::Shrugs:: If it doesn't bother her, I'm ok with it but it'll still make things interesting.

She is one of only five matches from CT that have given me the time of day out of like 80. This is when all they really know about me is what I look like and how tall I am, some of my interests and some things about my personality. Why is this state so stuck up?

Comments

LadyVader said…
Nutmeggers never get over their puritan roots.
Magic Tricks said…
Hello, I'am George. Visit my website, if you want to see Tricks with Levitation. All tricks are video explained, so you can learn very easy. Thank's and have a great day.p

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