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1: Type in "[your name] needs" in the Google search:
-Josh needs support to learn how to express his anger appropriately.




2: Type in "[your name] looks like" in Google search:
-Josh looks like he's picking his nose.



3: Type in "[your name] does" in Google search:
-What Josh does when he's supposed to be sleeping. (!)




4: Type in "[your name] hates" in Google search:
-Josh hates you all equally.



5: Type in "[your name] goes" or "..has gone" in Google search:
-Josh goes for his first HIV test.



6: Type in "[your name] loves" in Google search:
-Josh loves Unicorns!


7: Type in "[your name] eats" in Google search:
-Josh eats a teabag.



8: Type in"[your name] has" in Google search:
-Does anyone know if Josh has a girlfriend?



9:Type in "[your name] died" in Google search:
-Josh died laughing.


10. Type in "[your name] will" in Google search:
-Josh will rock you!



11 Type in "[your name] asks" in Google search:
-Josh asks his dad to be his best man on a bonding trip.



12 Type in "[your name] says" in Google search:
-Josh says Scalia is being hysterical about Guantanamo.



13 Type in "[your name] wants" in Google search:
-Josh wants Fergie to take it all off.



14 Type in "[your name] was arrested for" in Google search
-Josh was arrested for Distribution of Marijuana with Intent in Spring 2005.



15 Type in "[your name] wears" in Google search
-Josh wears what he feels is comfortable for him.

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