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IF YOUR LIFE WAS A MOVIE, WHAT WOULD THE SOUNDTRACK BE?

To review:
1. Open your library (iTunes, Winamp, Media Player, iPod, etc)
2. Put it on shuffle
3. Press play
4. For every question, type the song that's playing
5. When you go to a new question, press the next button
6. Don't lie and try to pretend your cool...

Opening Credits: "I Won't Back Down"- Tom Petty. Cool!
Waking Up: "Just Like Tom Thumb's Blues"- Neil Young. Again, cool!
First Day At School: "Bathwater"- No Doubt. I don't get it.
Falling In Love: "Goodbye to You"- Michelle Branch. Wouldn't this be a better "Break-up" song?
Fight Song: "See You When I Get There"- The Wallflowers. Actually, the song works.
Breaking Up: "Two Worlds"- Phil Collins. The title works but not really the lyrics.
Prom (Perhaps Grad Walk?): "Baby Grand"- Billy Joel and Ray Charles. That would work as a Grad Walk or Prom song but perhaps too cool for either of them...
Life Is Good: "High Enough"- Lisa Marie Presley. "...I'm not doing fine. I'm drowning in my mind again." Oh, yes, this song works...
Mental Breakdown: "Keep Pushin'"- REO Speedwagon. Trying to fight the breakdown from happening?
Driving: "Difficult Kind"- Sheryl Crow. Eh. I guess if it's introspective...
Flashback: "Breakaway"- Kelly Clarkson. Interesting.
Getting Back Together: "Break Me"- Jewel. Kinky but it so works...
Wedding: "You Got It"- Roy Orbison. Sweet choice.
Birth of A Child: "'Til We Run Out of Road"- Jewel. Oh, come on! You were doing so well!
Final Battle: "Ordinary Average Guy"- Joe Walsh. ::Headdesk::
Death Scene: "Piece of Clay"- Marvin Gaye. My father is going to shot me in the head?
Funeral Song: "If Only She Knew"- Michelle Branch. That figures...
End Credits: "Zing! Went The Strings Of My Heart."- Brent Spiner. Um, no...
2nd try: "Living Loving Maid (She's Just A Woman)"- Led Zeppelin. Well, this almost makes up for the last song. Almost.

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