What Kind of Adult Film is Rated PG?

A Film About You by couplandesque
Your Name
Film Title	An Unknown Place
Who Plays You	Johnny Depp
Who Co-Stars	Harrison Ford
Category	Adult Film
Rating	PG

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Hmm I'm Johny Depp. Does that mean Harrison Ford is my lover or is this a "buddy cop" type deal? Actually, since this is a movie about me, Harison Ford must play Deuce which is odd casting since my former roommate is a year and two days younger not twice my age. Maybe he's my father...

Today was pretty much a waste. 'Nuff Said.

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